Epifunny

Another day of English being a mess at translation.

strangely both have same translation but different meanings. 

English is a funny language for non native speakers. I make so many mistakes and then it stays in my head out of embarrassment. Here's few of recent one's.

•Google layed over layed off many employees

•I know all about anti defection not anti defecation 

•kayotes Coyotes ( kayote isn't even a word)

•Some funny words in dialects

जननी - जनानी

Vampire - बमपारू

Psycho - पिश्चु

What if women led protests in Iran can put an end to muslim population bomb. Are muslim women David in disguise?

•Ginseng strip 2002 : 

Sample

•A sweatshirt is called Sweatshirt
because
It's a sweater and shirt combined?


•If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.






The beauty of this thumbnail

Reminds me of this - 

Meanwhile in alternate universe- POPCORN INCEPTION

Contronym I came across

•Sanction

•owl ( used differently is diff cultures...wise as owl , ullu ka patha , goobey)

•• जल is water but जल is also burn .

•The excercise fire hydrant is called so because that's how dogs pee on them by lifting one leg to the side.

Not all heroes wear capes, some move mountains🚜